To whom it may concern:

    I am changing my epithet.  I am not satisfied with Ski Captain because I don't think it really suits me. I haven't been much of a skiier for years now and I don't think it really represents my goals or intentions for this semester, so I have decided to go with Kyle the "Taut Bard".  This is a reference to tautology, the goal of structure I have for myself, that I wish to be a storyteller, and it works off the "bard" suggestion Rio had the other day.